The reason a dog has so many friends
is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous


There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
-Andy Rooney


Anybody who doesn't know what soap
tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones


If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown


My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein


If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain


Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras


If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits
in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret